Perfect Disaster

18 | Literature | Scorpio | Taken est. November 5, 2011 | Married to my Soldier💍
Anonymous asked: I have a question but do you really have the answer, do you really? Huh? Do ya punk, do ya, do ya?


Well what’s the question Dori? Haha

J.D. Salinger (via bl-ossomed)

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I just hope that one day—preferably when we’re both blind drunk—we can talk about it.

Unknown   (via housewifeswag)

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Seduce them with your intelligence, then kill them with your smile.




one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’

is this the same dad that once called you dad

no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home lab in the basement. speaking of that, the three armed one just got out again god damnit

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